THE UNITED TIMES
FATHER OF SIX MAKES HOLE IN ONE
MR. PARKER OF UNITED REGIONS SPORTS DEPARTMENT made a hole in one yesterday 4/6/13. Although still a novice, he is a renowned golfer for being able to defeat some professional players.
Yesterday, he beat the hardest hole; Devil's ledge which is a canyon that was officially made into a Professional course in 1997. With his 6 children cheering along, he smacked the ball with his driver.
"Yeah I was aiming for the hole" he says. "But I didn't know I could be that accurate."
The ball flew straight towards the hole and landed directly inside sending cheers from both stands.
"Without my children, I don't think I would've ever done it."
Professional player Chris Matthewson loses the competition humiliatingly. As the spectators leave, he politely curses behind Mr. Parker's back.
"I can't believe I lost." He tells us. "But next time it won't be the same."